im hungry but i dont want to eat

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do not ship ANYTHING in bioshock because by the end it’s either incest or one/both parties are dead



Oh no, not another one of these.

Hello one, hello all! Welcome to the “I’m a Homestuck with too much fabric and a little bit of money” Giveaway!

The giveaway will end on August 31st. You’ve got a lot of time and a lot to win, so why not reblog?


1st Prize:

— 1 Hoodie (Godtier or Troll; pullover)
— 1 Kid / Troll Shirt
— Chancellor L.B. OR Lady C.S.
— 1 handmade GCat / Vodka Mutini
— 1 custom Scalemate
— 2 custom Squiddles
— 1 scarf (Roxy, Eridan, OR Erisolsprite)

2nd Prize:

— 1 Hoodie (Godtier or Troll; pullover)
— Leftover: Chancellor L.B. OR Lady C.S.
— 1 custom Scalemate
— 1 custom Squiddle
— 1 scarf (leftover; first priority)

3rd Prize:

— 1 Kid / Troll Shirt
— Leftover: Custom Scalemate (if applicable)
— 1 custom Squiddle
— 1 scarf (leftover)


1. You must be following me to win. I’m going to be hand-making the scalemates, squiddles, and scarves that you can win, so I’d appreciate a little love in return!
2. Your askbox needs to be open! If you don’t respond to my message within three days, I’ll pick another winner. That’s just how the cookie crumbles!
3. You need to be comfortable giving me your address. I do solemnly swear I am not here to prey on vulnerable young children on the internet. Pinky promise.


1. Likes and reblogs both count! Feel free to do so as many times as you want. Just don’t spam your followers. Thanx.
2. No giveaway blogs. Sorry!
4. If you follow my (quality) Homestuck blog, I’ll love you forever. AND you’ll gain access to a super secret mystery prize, should you be one of any of my three winners!

Good luck to you all, and see you on the flip side!

This is the last stretch, guys! As soon as it hits 12AM CST on September 1st, no more reblogs, likes, or entries will qualify! Thank you all so much for your interest, and best of luck!!!!!


If you think a blog is “popular” and are afraid to message them because of that, just remember that most likely right that moment that blogger is in sweatpants, eating mac and cheese, and marathoning an entire season of a TV show on Netflix.

Your message would probably be one of the highlights of their day.

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# whoa
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# amazing


my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years



via Cop v. Black Guy

What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark.

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i can not, for the life of me, remember why i named that charizard jean

like was it an attack on titan reference or a fullmetal alchemist one

why didnt i name it roy

it just doesnt add up

your most valuable pokemon is a charizard named jean